Why Do People HateWhy do people hate?It only ends with tearsbloodgriefWhy do people hate?discriminateprosecutesegregateWhy do people hate?turning brothers against brotherssisters against sistersfriends against friendsWhy do people hate?separating raceskilling those "not perfect"destroying livesWhy do people hate?destroying thousandsuncaringnot thinkingWhy do people hate?Why can't we loveget alongaccept people for who they are
The Mysterious House The Mysterious House "Thump, thump." The lawer glanced up from her husbands birthday party to the direction of the attic. She had just bought this house. It had been on the market for 40 years, and she hoped that there wasn't a problem with it. "Thump, thump." There it was again. The lawer excused herself, and started up the stairs. She heard the noise again. She pulled down the steps that led to the attic, and tip-toed quietly up the stairs. She glanced quickly around the room, and saw something moving. She walked towards it, and noticed that it was a picture of a beautiful woman with sad eyes. The lawyer checked around the rest of the attic, but found no
You're a Band Geek when...You know youre a Band Geek when:Note: most, if not all of these will only be funny to Band Geeks; some may only even make sense to members of the Forest Park Marching Band (sometimes marked with an ***) Deal with it.- means that someone else gave me this one, they will be credited1. Changing in front of your fellow band members is not embarrassing in the slightest2. Seeing other band geeks change in front of you is not at all sexually arousing.3. You put the Band Room as your primary address in all forms4. You also put the Band Room phone number as the number you can be contacted quickest by.5. You know all of the cheerleading routines6.
and have trained yourself to ignore them7.
and have made up different lyrics to all the cheers (all appropriate, of course )8. Reeds taste good9.
and you arent a woodwind player10. You start to use cork grease as lip balm11. You drink more valve oil than water12. You
Marching BandddThis is when you can tell that you're in marching band...or you're just obsessed with it. XDBolds are ones that somewhat fit me. XDItalics are comments1. When you don't mind changing on the bus.2.When being mauled by a drum is a normal part of life.3.When your instrument has a name. BOB~ XD4.When your friends know your instruments name5.When your non-band friends know your instruments name ...lol. XD6.When you name your plume We don't get our own plumes...but I just call mine 'Plumey' XD7.When you accidently call your band director "Dad"...or 'Mom.'..oops Did that once...or twice. To a few band teachers8. When your front teeth are chipped by your instument. That just happened not too long ago! XD9.When you have a neck strap tan line or a flutist friend tan line.10.When you still have concert music from 3 years ago memorized.11.When you listen to the r
Marching Band"Marching band isn't a sport!"Oh, I beg to differ.What makes Marching Band so different?Some say it doesn't match the definition of sports.Really?Well let's see what the definition is.Sports: An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set ofrules or customs and often undertaken competitively. An active pastime;recreation.So... the way I see it,marching band is no different from a sportThe Marching band uses maybetwice the physical exertion then a lot of other sports.Sure football players get tackled while running up and down the field;swimmers swim so many laps they feel as though they can't move their legs.And other sports are similarBut the marching band runs across the field to a fro,and our only break is a two minute balladwhere we are still moving but at a slower paceAnd I don't see any of those swimmers holding a instrumentand playing into it while doing what their doing.And Marching band is an activity governed by rules.1.Always
You might be a band geek if...You might be a band geek if...1. You call your plumes chickens.2. You name your plumes.3. Your instrument has a name.4. You have a nickname...5. ....that you were forced into.6. You get offensive if anyone puts down the band.7. You actually practice your instrument.8. You know people by what instrument they play.9. You've come up with a million ways to hide food at football games and not get caught.10. Most of your conversations are about band geeks...11. ...or start with "this one time at band camp"12. You walk in step with the other band geeks in the hall...13. ...then you all try to get out of step...14. ... but it doesn't work.15. The most you've ever danced is at a football game.16. You've fell on the football field...17. ....in the middle of the show.18. Your instrument has came apart while marching during a show.19. You've been locked in a tuba case.20. You want to be locked in a tuba case.21. You've came up with a song about band geeks.22. You don't mind c